Will you and your twin sister please, please, Pretty PLEASE move into these back-to-back twin houses??????
They are mirror twins, just like you two!
Remember when you explained to me what mirror twins are? How you and your sister have the same contact lens prescriptions, only you have to put the lenses in opposite eyes? And you blew my mind?
Okay, well, please consider moving here. You could teach me so much more about twinship and twindom and twinny twin-twin stuff. We'd only be a few miles away, even after we move to our new house. Maybe your sister could play pranks on us by popping by and pretending to be you.
Do you ever try to fool your kid, or hers? Does it work?
And you could totally bring your little sister and Sparky's Problem and Sparky Jr. along, too! It would be so much fun.
I will do all of the above after I find us matching twinny twin twin husbands. It's possible, you know. I've met twins who married twins and lived next door to eachother.
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SWEET! I'll put dibs on the houses for you and your sister. Maybe Sparky's Problem secretly had a twin and they were separated at birth, and his parents can't even talk about it because it's too heartbreaking, and any day now he'll find you guys and marry your sister!
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